Caveman
CAVEMAN
© 2014 by Ashley Jo Farmer, Juan Holladay, Sherman Hoover & Billy Jonas (Bang-A-Bucket Music/BMI)
Fire… water… mud… bugs?!
BOYS: Come on Pearl, let’s get out of here
I have no money, but I have no fear
I know a place where we can be safe
Deep in the wild, we’ll live in a cave
BOYS: Okay!
BOYS: Just like a bear lives in a den
With lots of hair, in our own Eden
We won’t need cars or electricity
Uninsured, but we will be free
Sticks and stones!
Rocks and bones!
King on my throne!
Will you be my queen so I won’t be alone?
BOYS: Okay! …Let’s go!
PEARL: Well I don’t know, it sounds kind of weird…. How will we eat?
BOYS: I’ll use my spear
PEARL: Is there food out there?
BOYS: More than enough; I’ll hunt all day and I’ll get really buff
BOYS: Okay!
PEARL: Where will we sleep? BOYS: Under the sky
PEARL: What if it rains? BOYS: Then it’s shower time
BOYS: You’ll wash my feet PEARL: and you can wash mine
BOYS: We’ll be busy all of the time
Sticks and stones!
Rocks and bones!
King on my throne!
Will you be my queen so I won’t be alone? PEARL: Okay!
BOYS: Okay!
PEARL: Let’s go!
BOYS: Let’s go!
PEARL: What will we wear? BOYS: Skins and leaves
PEARL: And when it’s hot? BOYS: We’ll hang out in the trees
PEARL: We’ll need sunscreen BOYS: We can use mud
BOYS: And clay and dirt and other crud
PEARL: Will we have fun? BOYS: Yes!
PEARL: Will there be sun? BOYS: Yes!
PEARL: And fire to cook? BOYS: Yes!
PEARL: We can write our own books? BOYS: Yes! Yes!
PEARL & BOYS: Okay!
PEARL: You taught me the rock nation anthem
You’re super cool and so handsome
You don’t wear shoes and sometimes you drool
But you’re the best, my caveman, you rule!
Sticks and stones!
Rocks and bones!
King on my throne!
Will you be my queen so I won’t be alone? PEARL: Okay!
BOYS: Okay!
PEARL: Let’s go!
BOYS: Let’s go!
BOYS: Will you be my queen so I won’t be alone?
We’ll be together and we’ll sit on a throne
All of our melodies will be monotone
Potato pager and a celery phone, uh huh!
© 2014 by Ashley Jo Farmer, Juan Holladay, Sherman Hoover & Billy Jonas (Bang-A-Bucket Music/BMI)