WHAT KIND OF BAT ARE YOU?
What kind of bat is a bunch of soldiers?
A BATTALION!
What kind of bat hangs out with Robin?
BATMAN!
What kind of bat runs an electric car?
A BATTERY!
What kind of bat was in the Civil War?
A BATTLE!
What kind of bat does a cheerleader throw?
A BATON!

WHAT KIND OF RAT ARE YOU?
What kind of rat does a baby hold?
A RATTLE!
What kind of rat is a kind of chair?
A RATTAN!
What kind of rat is a French dish with eggplant?
RATATOUILLE!
What kind of rat is a way to measure gold?
KARAT!
What kind of rat snitches on the mob?
A RAT!

WHAT KIND OF FISH ARE YOU?
What kind of fish cracks a mountain?
FISSURE!
What kind of fist is related to a mink + a martin?
FISHER!
What kind of fish is jolly and there were three? / likes to catch fish?
FISHERMAN!
What kind of fish breaks up an atom?
FISSION!
What kind of fish is the place where the boss has gone?
FISHIN'!
What kind of fish keeps everything and won't share?
SELFISH!
What kind of fish is a place where fish go 2 work in cubicles!
OFFISH!

WHAT KIND OF BIRD ARE YOU?
What kind of bird is a heavy load to carry?
A BURDEN!
What kind of bird was a pop band from the 60s?
THE BYRDS!
What kind of bird later became Led Zeppelin?
THE YARDBIRDS!

WHAT KIND OF BEAR ARE YOU?
What kind of bear do you snuggle & hold at night?
A TEDDY BEAR!
What kind of bear is it when you ride a horse without a saddle?
BARE-BACK!
What kind of bear is it when you don't wear a hat?
BARE-HEADED!
What kind of bear is it when you go around without shoes?
BAREFOOT!
What kind of bear is hardly even there?
BARELY!
What kind of bear is it when your parents give you what-for?
BERATE!
What kind of bear is a french hat that looks really cool?
BERET!
What kind of bear is a large scary fish with teeth?
BARRACUDA!
What kind of bear is friends with Tigger and Piglet?
POOH BEAR!
What kind of bear steals your pic-a-nic basket?
YOGI BEAR!
What kind of bear is Snoopy's arch enemy in WWII?
THE RED BARON!
What kind of bear is french for Robert?
ROBERE!
What kind of bear measures atmospheric pressure?
BAROMETER!
What kind of bear is on the Periodic Table of Elements?
BARIUM!
What kind of bear are the basic facts of a situation?
BARE BONES!
What kind of bear is a meal all by itself?
"BEAR" ITO!
What kind of bear sings between tenor and bass?
BARITONE!
What kind of bear was a pop band from the 90s?
BARE NAKED LADIES!
What kind of bear is the best football team ever?
THE BEARS (CHICAGO ACCENT)
What kind of bear goes great in a pie?
BERRIES!

WHAT KIND OF TIC ARE YOU?
What kind of tic cures bad breath?
TIC TAC
What kind of tick is a game with x's and o's?
TICK TACK TOE
What kind of tick makes you giggle?
TICKLE
What kind of tick blasphemes the bible?
HERETIC
What kind of tick goes crazy under the moon?
LUNATIC
What kind of tic runs our country?
POLITIC
What kind of tick lives on the neck of your dog?
TICK

WHAT KIND OF CAT ARE YOU?
What kind of cat hangs out in your house?
HOUSE CAT!
What kind of cat hangs out in the alley?
ALLEY CAT!
What kind of cat is a chocolate candy bar?
KIT KAT!
What kind of cat has the first name of Tom?
TOM CAT!
What kind of cat is really really scared?
SCAREDY-CAT!
What kind of cat hangs out at the copy shop?
COPYCAT!
What kind of cat is actually a fish?
CATFISH!
What kind of cat breaks into places at night?
CAT BURGLAR!
What kind of cat hangs out with Bat Man?
CAT WOMAN!
What kind of cat has a thousand legs?
CATERPILLAR!
What kind of cat is a big expensive car?
CADILLAC!
What kind of cat is a great big disaster?
CATASTROPHE!
What kind of cat is an even bigger disaster?
CATACLYSM!
What kind of cat rhymes with that and is a long religious ecitation?
CATECHISM!
What kind of cat is connected to the engine of your car?
CATALYTIC CONVERTER!
What kind of cat facilitates a chemical reaction?
CATALYST!
What kind of cat comes in the mail from Sears?
CATALOGUE!
What kind of cat is a group of things that are similar?
CATEGORY!
What kind of cat is a whole bunch of cows?
CATTLE!
What kind of cat throws stuff over the wall of a castle?
CATAPULT!
What kind of cat tunnels under the castle?
CATACOMB!
What kind of cat floats on two pontoons?
CATAMARAN!
What kind of cat takes a picture of the inside of your body?
CAT SCAN!
What kind of cat obscures your vision?
CATARACT!
What kind of cat is being followed by a moon shadow?
CAT STEVENS!
What kind of cat is the capital of Nepal?
KATMANDU!
What kind of cat carries your golf clubs?
CADDY!

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU?
What kind of dog carries your left over dinner?
DOGGY BAG
What kind of dog sits around the next of a soldier?
DOG TAGS
What kind of dog sits on a bun at a picnic?
HOT DOG
What kind of dog is a rapper with a lot of style?
SNOOP DOG

WHAT KIND OF COW ARE YOU?
What kind of cow is a boy who rides a horse?
COWBOY
What kind of cow is a girl who rides a horse?
COWGIRL
And what kind of cow is actually a bell?  
A COWBELL
And what kind of cow do you sit on in your living room?
COUCH
And what kind of cow helps you do your taxes?
ACCOUNTANT
And what kind of cow likes to say all the numbers?
COUNT
And what kind of cow is really, really scared?
A COWARD
And what kind of cow comes out of your mouth when you jump off a high place?
COWA BUNGA!

WHAT KIND OF YAK ARE YOU?
What kind of yak floats down a river?
KAYAK
And what kind of yak is crazy and lives in Maine?
MANIAC
What kind of yak has trouble sleeping at night?
INSOMNIAC
What kind of yak just can't um…can't …?
AMNESIAC
And what kind of yak likes to talk talk talk talk talk?
YAKITY YAK

WHAT KIND OF PIG ARE YOU?
What kind of pig grows out of the back of your head?
PIG TAILS
What kind of pig likes to hold your pennies?
PIGGY BANK
And what kind of pig carries you when you're tired?
PIGGY BACK RIDE
And what kind of pig alks tay ike lay is thay?
PIG LATIN
And what kind of pig is a component of a color?
PIGMENT
And what kind of pig inspired my fair lady?
PIGMAYLION
And what kind of pig is friends with winnie the pooh?
PIGLET
And what kind of pig is friends with Charlie brown?
PIG PEN
And what kind of pig is friends with Kermit the frog?
MISS PIGGY
And what kind of pig goes wee wee wee all the way home?
THIS LITTLE PIGGY

WHAT KIND OF BEE ARE YOU?
What kind of bee was just born?
BABY
What kind of bee could be yes or no?
MAYBE
What kind of bee is absolutely free?
FREEBEE
What kind of bee is plastic and flies thru the air?
FRISBEE
What kind of bee sings all you need is love?
BEATLES
What kind of bee is ah ah ah ah stayin alive?
BEE GEES
And what kind of bee rocks a lobster?  
B52'S
And what kind of bee is the king of the blues?
BB KING
And what kind of bee is the key of this song?
B FLAT
And what kind of bee is on your windshield?
B FLAT
What kind of bee comes from a cow?
BEEF
What kind of bee are YOU?  
BEE-YOUTIFUL