Pissin Outside
from: Live 8 Songs
Pissin' Outside
The steam begins to rise
It slowly effervesces
Leaves are crinkling
Under sweet caresses
I cherish this moment of natural bliss
Nothing is missing
When I'm pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
You know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree
You can go anywhere you please
There are so many things that you can christen
So make it like your mission and just start
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
You know my favorite place is in the virgin snow
You find a fresh canvas and let it flow
Sign your name and watch it glisten
Unless you're in Alaska
Then your task is to go faster
Cause it freezes and you have to walk backwards while you're
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
Because the grass is always greener
When you water with your wiener outside
The steam begins to rise
It slowly effervesces
Leaves are crinkling
Under sweet caresses
I cherish this moment of natural bliss
Nothing is missing
When I'm pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
You know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree
You can go anywhere you please
There are so many things that you can christen
So make it like your mission and just start
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
You know my favorite place is in the virgin snow
You find a fresh canvas and let it flow
Sign your name and watch it glisten
Unless you're in Alaska
Then your task is to go faster
Cause it freezes and you have to walk backwards while you're
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
Pissin' outside
You don't know what you're missin'
Till you start pissin' outside
Because the grass is always greener
When you water with your wiener outside
Credits:
Words & music by Billy Jonas
Billy Jonas: vocals, guitar, industrial re-percussion
Billy Jonas: vocals, guitar, industrial re-percussion
Copyright 1998 Billy Jonas, Nancy Pettit, David Wilcox & Steven Heller / Bang-A-Bucket Music, BMI