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What Kind of Bear Are you?!

What Kind of Bear are You?!

What kind of bear says “who’s been sleeping in my bed?” PAPA BEAR
What kind of bear says “who’s been sleeping in my bed? MAMA BEAR
And what kind of bear says “ga ga ga ga ga”? BABY BEAR

CHORUS:
        What kind of bear are you?!
        What kind of bear are you?!
        Tell me, tell me, true
        What kind of bear are you?!
        I'll give you those clues
        What kind of bear are you?!


What kind of bear do you snuggle with at night? TEDDY BEAR
What kind of bear is friends with Piglet? POOH BEAR
what kind of bear steals your pic-a-nic basket? YOGI BEAR
What kind of bear is hardly even there? BARELY
What  kind of bear goes around without shoes? BAREFOOT
What kind of bear sings between tenor and bass? BARITONE
What kind of bear is full of monkeys? BARREL OF MONKEYS
What kind of bear is a fish with sharp teeth? BARRACUDA

        What kind of bear are you?!
        What kind of bear are you?!
        Tell me, tell me, true
        What kind of bear are you?!
        I'll give you those clues
        What kind of bear are you?!

What kind fish cracks a mountain? FISSURE
What kind of fish is related to a weasle + a badger? FISHER
What kind of fish likes to catch fish? FISHERMAN
What kind of fish is part of a nuclear reaction? FISSION
What kind of fish is a referee? OFFICIAL
And what kind of fish is an unnatural ingredient? ARTIFICAL
And what kind of fish is small and used to live in the library? MICROFICHE
And what kind of fish used to play chess? BOBBY FISCHER

        What kind of fish are you?!
        What kind of fish are you?!
        Tell me, tell me, true
        What kind of bear are you?!
        I'll give you those clues
        What kind of fish are you?!

What kind of bat Is held by a batter? A BAT
And what kind of bat is a flutter of the eyelashes? A BAT
And what kind of bat is a unit of insulation? A BAT
And what kind of bat lives in a cave?  A BAT
And what kind of bat goes in a cake? BATTER
And what kind of bat powers an electric car? BATTERY
And what kind of bat hangs out with robin? BATMAN
and what kind of bat gets thrown in the air by a cheerleader? BATON!
And what kind of bat does flips in the circus? ACROBAT!

        What kind of bat are you?!
        What kind of bat are you?!
        Tell me, tell me, true
        What kind of bat are you?!
        I'll give you those clues
        What kind of bat are you?!

What kind of horse is crabby and shaped like a shoe?     HORSE SHOE CRAB
And what kind of crab grows on trees? CRAB APPLE
And what kind of apple is a horse? APPALOOSA
And what kind of horse buzzes around the kitchen? HORSE FLY
What kind of fly used to have 1000 legs? ...when it was a caterpillar? BUTTERFLY
What kind of fly eats crab apples?  FRUIT FLY
And what kind of fly glows like fire?  FIRE FLY
And what kind of fly breaths fire?  DRAGON FLY (...really?)
What kind of fly is a sticky spiral of macabre morbid mayhem... hanging from the ceiling?  Very sticky.... FLY PAPER
What kind of fly is here, then gone? FLY BY NIGHT
What kind of fly gets delayed cuz of fog?  FLIGHT
What kind of fly is frequently on a flight?  FREQUENT FLYER
What kind of fly is a little red wagon?  RADIO FLYER
And what kind of fly ... zips up?  A FLY!

        What kind of fly are you?!
        What kind of fly are you?!
        Tell me, tell me, true
        What kind of fly are you?!
        I'll give you those clues
        What kind of fly are you?!